Jaloppo bump unsuccessful

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures) 03/17/2017 at 23:29 • Filed to: None

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CB > Dusty Ventures 03/17/2017 at 23:31

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I blame the Oppo sticker. Hopefully you and your driver are alright.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dusty Ventures 03/17/2017 at 23:34

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Noooooooooo!!!!!

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > Dusty Ventures 03/17/2017 at 23:36

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Well that’s not gone well... Hope you both are ok!

HammerheadFistpunch > Dusty Ventures 03/17/2017 at 23:38

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Why did you turn into the pelican toaster?

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dusty Ventures 03/17/2017 at 23:40

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The Orlove sticker was probably a bad idea.

Die-Trying > Dusty Ventures 03/17/2017 at 23:40

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yeah, thats gonna add a few unwanted seconds to the run........ gotta try and keep up on those pace notes.......

Xyl0c41n3 > Dusty Ventures 03/17/2017 at 23:42

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Omg. Are you guys ok?

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Dusty Ventures 03/17/2017 at 23:43

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Well if you would have been in a Forrester you would have been fine...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dusty Ventures 03/17/2017 at 23:46

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So close

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Dusty Ventures 03/17/2017 at 23:49

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everyone walk away?

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dusty Ventures 03/17/2017 at 23:52

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Wait... has the Jalopnik bump even been a thing since Gawker shut down? What if THEY were the real source of the power O_O

Dusty Ventures > HammerheadFistpunch 03/17/2017 at 23:55

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Dusty Ventures > Xyl0c41n3 03/17/2017 at 23:56

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I’m sitting in bed eating cookies. I’m doing pretty great

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Dusty Ventures 03/18/2017 at 00:03

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I’m going to go ahead and say that, that’s not part of the course... Next time you should try avoid that part.

I’m glad everyone is okay though.

Xyl0c41n3 > Dusty Ventures 03/18/2017 at 00:05

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Cookies????

PatBateman > Dusty Ventures 03/18/2017 at 00:33

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5/10 Orlove.

The Compromiser > Dusty Ventures 03/18/2017 at 00:39

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The road don’t go that way, trailblazer...

EL_ULY > Dusty Ventures 03/18/2017 at 00:50

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1.5 psi...... such a fragile but important thing

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Dusty Ventures 03/18/2017 at 00:58

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The Jalopnik Bump is what sent you into the trees. The Oppo Bump is what prevented you from going further into them.

In all seriousness, I hope you’re okay and that the shell isn’t completely toast.

Birddog > Dusty Ventures 03/18/2017 at 01:30

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LongbowMkII > Dusty Ventures 03/18/2017 at 01:37

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“When this baby hits 88 mph, you’re going to see some serious shit.”

“VW Golf. Extensive modifications, normal wear and tear ran when parked. No lowballs, know what I got.”

Glad you and your driver are alright! Looks like a graceful hatch exit for you.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Dusty Ventures 03/18/2017 at 02:34

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How much for the wheels?

TheHondaBro > Dusty Ventures 03/18/2017 at 03:26

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What kind of cookies?

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Dusty Ventures 03/18/2017 at 07:41

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Damn man! You guys OK? How damaged is the car? :(

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dusty Ventures 03/18/2017 at 07:52

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as you and your drive mate are alright, that’s all that matters.

Dusty Ventures > TheHondaBro 03/18/2017 at 08:31

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Chocolate chip

Dusty Ventures > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 03/18/2017 at 08:33

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I’m fine. And we can rebuild him, we have the technology

Dusty Ventures > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/18/2017 at 08:34

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No for sale

Dusty Ventures > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 03/18/2017 at 08:36

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A lot of front end stuff will need to be replaced, otherwise it’s alright.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Dusty Ventures 03/18/2017 at 08:44

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Better than it being totalled! Glad you guys are OK!

Racin'Jason001 > Dusty Ventures 03/18/2017 at 08:53

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What happened? Everything ok?

$kaycog > Dusty Ventures 03/18/2017 at 09:22

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Glad you’re okay! Scary stuff there.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dusty Ventures 03/18/2017 at 09:44

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I’d say it’s completely successful. There’s a VW on its side.

Most of the car looks intact, are you guys alright?

Dusty Ventures > LongbowMkII 03/18/2017 at 10:10

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We went out the co-driver door actually. Can’t open the hatch from the inside (no one tell the NHTSA!)

LongbowMkII > Dusty Ventures 03/18/2017 at 10:36

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a VW golf skirting regulations!? never!!

I guess since it’s not a separate space its not needed.

Dusty Ventures > LongbowMkII 03/18/2017 at 11:43

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I mean it can’t be opened from the inside because the factory latch was removed and it’s now held shut with straps

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > interstate366, now In The Industry 03/18/2017 at 17:22

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COTD

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dusty Ventures 03/18/2017 at 17:32

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why didn’t you turn

XJDano > Dusty Ventures 03/18/2017 at 18:25

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Do you still kayak after rallys? There is a ton of floating rivers down there.  

vondon302 > Dusty Ventures 03/18/2017 at 18:33

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Glad your ok. Looks like quite the moment.

Dusty Ventures > XJDano 03/18/2017 at 19:05

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Sometimes, won’t be floating this one.